"He's Lookin' Thin": A Parody

To the tune of Patrick Swayze's "She's Like The Wind" from "Dirty Dancing"



He's lookin thin just like me
He rides the bike next to me
His skin is like moonlight
Only to burn in the sun
He's smellin' a fart
But he doesn't know what I've done

Feel his sweat on my face
His body's too close to me
Can't look in his eyes
I'm out of his league
He's a fool to believe
I want anything he has
He's lookin' thin

I look in the mirror and all I see
Is a sexy young beast with only a dream
Is he just fooling himself
That I'll stop his pain
Living without me
He'll go insane

Smellin' stank breath on my face
His odor's close to me
Can't look in his eyes
I'm out of his league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything he needs
He's lookin' thin

Feel your breast on my face
You're too damn close to me
Can't look in your eyes
I'm out of your league
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
He's lookin' thin
(He's a fool to believe)
He's a fool to believe
(He's lookin' thin)
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
He's lookin' thin
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
He's so damn thin

(Just a fool...)
(He's lookin' thin)
(Just too damn thin)
(Just a fool...)
(Blows away in the wind)
(Just a fool...)