"He's Lookin' Thin": A Parody

To the tune of Patrick Swayze's "She's Like The Wind" from "Dirty Dancing"



He's lookin thin just like me
He rides the bike next to me
His skin is like moonlight
Only to burn in the sun
He's smellin' a fart
But he doesn't know what I've done

Feel his sweat on my face
His body's too close to me
Can't look in his eyes
I'm out of his league
He's a fool to believe
I want anything he has
He's lookin' thin

I look in the mirror and all I see
Is a sexy young beast with only a dream
Is he just fooling himself
That I'll stop his pain
Living without me
He'll go insane

Smellin' stank breath on my face
His odor's close to me
Can't look in his eyes
I'm out of his league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything he needs
He's lookin' thin

Feel your breast on my face
You're too damn close to me
Can't look in your eyes
I'm out of your league
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
He's lookin' thin
(He's a fool to believe)
He's a fool to believe
(He's lookin' thin)
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
He's lookin' thin
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
He's so damn thin

(Just a fool...)
(He's lookin' thin)
(Just too damn thin)
(Just a fool...)
(Blows away in the wind)
(Just a fool...)

"Fat A-- Thighs": A Parody

To the tune of "Hungry Eyes" from "Dirty Dancing" - Parody Lyrics

(play the song on YouTube as you read my parody lyrics...makes it funnier)


I've been meaning to tell you
I've got this hunger that won't subside
I look at food and I fantasize
You're mine tonight
Now I've got pants in my size

With these hungry eyes
One look at food and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the hunger just burning inside

I wanna eat you so hear me out
I wanna show you what fat's all about
Fried chicken tonight
Now I've got clothes in my size

With these big fat thighs
One look at food and I can't disguise
I've got huge ass thighs
I see my fat rolls and realize 
I've got hungry eyes
Now I've got food in my sights
With those hungry eyes
Now let me get some supersize fries

I need you to see
That meal was meant for me

I've got hungry eyes
One look at food and I can't disguise
I've got huge ass thighs
I feel the magic between food and I 
I've got hungry eyes
Now I've got clothes in my size
With those hungry eyes
Now did you make it supersize
With my hungry eyes
I need...
Three large fries
Now I've got fries in supersize
With my hungry eyes